by Max Barry

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Largest Mining Sector: 814th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,796th Largest Populations: 1,988th
The United Provinces of
Left-Leaning College State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Violetta with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.893 billion Krytenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. The average income tax rate is 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,174 trillion argentals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,512 argentals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Krytenians any less frightened, Queen Violetta's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and Queen Violetta's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 9,209th in the world and 14th in Atlantian Oceania for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.57 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Mining Sector: 814thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,796thLargest Populations: 1,988thHighest Economic Output: 2,228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,982ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,207thMost Influential: 6,374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,392ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,837thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,209thMost Developed: 9,680thLargest Black Market: 10,002ndSmartest Citizens: 10,264thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,031stMost Cultured: 11,127thMost Stationary: 12,338thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,015thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,369thMost Efficient Economies: 14,557th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the region

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