The United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Maria II with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 29.764 billion Krytenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. The average income tax rate is 13.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,659 trillion argentals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,550 argentals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 26,557^th in the world and 44^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Influential, scoring 1,198 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.