The Federal Kingdom of Krytenia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Maria II with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 36.271 billion Krytenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,066 trillion argentals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 167,248 argentals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 32,927^th in the world and 10^th in Anaia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,981.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.