Largest Mining Sector: 801st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,713th Largest Populations: 2,057th
The United Provinces of
Left-Leaning College State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Violetta with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.809 billion Krytenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. The average income tax rate is 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,078 trillion argentals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,307 argentals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 143,501st in the world and 88th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Primitive, scoring -204.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Mining Sector: 801stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,713thLargest Populations: 2,057thHighest Economic Output: 2,132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,669thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,921stMost Influential: 7,564thTop
Most Developed: 8,919thHealthiest Citizens: 8,956thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,408thSmartest Citizens: 9,680thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,780thLargest Black Market: 10,763rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,559thMost Cultured: 12,445thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,554thMost Efficient Economies: 13,840thMost Stationary: 15,341st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the region

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