The Federal Kingdom of Krytenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Maria II with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 33.889 billion Krytenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,497 trillion argentals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 162,224 argentals, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

International negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 257,871^st in the world and 65^th in Anaia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.61 Obesity Rate.