The Empire of Kreigan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Augustus Ken II with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.324 billion Kreiganites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnaura. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The large but inefficient Imperial economy, worth 417 trillion Kreigan Imperial Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,461 Kreigan Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Kreiganites, tax avoidance is a serious affair, tourists call Imperial beach towns "the fine coastline", and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kreigan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kreigan is ranked 12,439^th in the world and 717^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,677.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.