The Kingdom of Kractero is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lander I with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.033 billion Kracterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merdas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kracterian economy, worth an astonishing 18,938 trillion curios a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 630,575 curios, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,895,440 per year while the poor average 5,810, a ratio of 1,014 to 1.

Commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kractero's national animal is the auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is animism.

Kractero is ranked 46,600^th in the world and 295^th in Herta Space Station for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,826.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.