The Halcyon Archipelago of Ko-oren is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Abodhiru Gelogathingun with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, digital currency, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.631 billion Ko-orenites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gehrenna-Majara-Maethoru-Senoren. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ko-orenite economy, worth a remarkable 9,530 trillion Koronas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,203 Koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, soporific speeches from Abodhiru Gelogathingun have left the opposition utterly knocked out, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, and Abodhiru Gelogathingun wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ko-oren's national animal is the Dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Monradhity.

Ko-oren is ranked 1,209^th in the world and 1^st in Anaia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 258,773.36 Standard Monetary Units.