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Audioslavia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 306
Largest Populations: 1,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,633rdBest Weather: 3,514th
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Population37.067 billion

Leaderthe Prime Minister


The Republic of Audioslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 37.067 billion Audioslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auran economy, worth a remarkable 3,037 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,947 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audioslavia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audioslavia is ranked 172,325th in the world and 47th in Anaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.7 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Populations: 1,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,633rdTop
Best Weather: 3,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,522ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,273rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,957thHighest Economic Output: 6,133rdMost Influential: 6,576thLargest Black Market: 8,449thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,460thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,810thSmartest Citizens: 10,436thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,601stHealthiest Citizens: 12,262ndMost Cultured: 12,763rdHighest Food Quality: 14,311thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,374thLargest Mining Sector: 19,993rdMost Secular: 20,171stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,206thMost Developed: 30,095th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Audioslavia lodged a message on the Anaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Audioslavia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Atlantian Oceania".
  • : Audioslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Audioslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Audioslavia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Baggieland".
  • : Audioslavia altered its national flag.
  • : Audioslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Audioslavia lodged a message on the Anaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Audioslavia created a custom banner.
  • : Audioslavia created a custom banner.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Ko-oren, Krytenia, Mertagne, and Koronavia.