The Republic of Audioslavia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 40.705 billion Audioslavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auran economy, worth a remarkable 3,138 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,111 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The aims of top-secret Auran science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audioslavia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audioslavia is ranked 264,340^th in the world and 46^th in Anaia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,738.01 Standard Monetary Units.