The Republic of Audioslavia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 31.625 billion Audioslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auran economy, worth a remarkable 2,606 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 82,412 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Audioslavia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audioslavia is ranked 17,636^th in the world and 21^st in Atlantian Oceania for Most Secular, with 64.94 Atheism Rate.