The Republic of Audioslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, disturbing lack of elderly people, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 38.648 billion Audioslavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auran economy, worth a remarkable 3,002 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 77,694 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The aims of top-secret Auran science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audioslavia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audioslavia is ranked 116,395^th in the world and 42^nd in Anaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.5 law-abiding acts per hour.