The Republic of Audioslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 37.067 billion Audioslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auran economy, worth a remarkable 3,037 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,947 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audioslavia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audioslavia is ranked 172,325^th in the world and 47^th in Anaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.7 law-abiding acts per hour.