The Republic of Audioslavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 29.422 billion Audioslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Auran economy, worth a remarkable 2,453 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,401 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, Cathair's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audioslavia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audioslavia is ranked 135,755^th in the world and 169^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Pacifist, with 12.82 Cheeks Turned Per Day.