The Republic of Audioslavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.816 billion Audioslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auran economy, worth a remarkable 2,480 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 75,581 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audioslavia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Audioslavia is ranked 127,386^th in the world and 92^nd in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 96,374 Standard Monetary Units.