The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.768 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 17,079 trillion Columbuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 365,200 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Columbus treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 80^th in the world and 1^st in Democratic Communist States for Most Developed, scoring 100.78 on the Human Development Index.