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Most Advanced Public Education: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Pacifist: 17th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Happiness is always a new idea
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kilobugya

Population39.668 billion

CapitalFraternia
LeaderComrade

CurrencyColumbus
AnimalBunny

The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.668 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 14,216 trillion Columbuses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 358,396 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 202,210th in the world and 1st in Democratic Communist States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 226.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Pacifist: 17thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28thSmartest Citizens: 32ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 37thLargest Publishing Industry: 39thNicest Citizens: 39thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41stMost Developed: 61stMost Cultured: 64thHealthiest Citizens: 65thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68thLargest Governments: 69thLongest Average Lifespans: 70thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 96thMost Cheerful Citizens: 96thHighest Food Quality: 119thSafest: 133rdLowest Crime Rates: 218thBest Weather: 308thHighest Economic Output: 322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 356thMost Inclusive: 394thMost Secular: 465thLargest Populations: 1,124thHighest Average Incomes: 1,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,102ndTop
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Most Influential: 4,287thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,357thMost Income Equality: 13,835thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,902ndTop
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Nudest: 15,840thMost Stationary: 19,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,176thMost Efficient Economies: 29,687th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Kilobugya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Kilobugya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, Comrade's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Kilobugyan lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.

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