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Largest Welfare Programs: 4thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thMost Pacifist: 14th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Kilobugya

Population34.251 billion

CapitalFraternia
LeaderComrade

CurrencyColumbus
AnimalBunny

The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.251 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 10,924 trillion Columbuses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,952 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kilobugyans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 229,366th in the world and 4th in Democratic Communist States for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.09 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thMost Pacifist: 14thSmartest Citizens: 19thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20thMost Rebellious Youth: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thNicest Citizens: 29thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36thMost Cultured: 43rdLargest Governments: 44thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51stMost Advanced Public Transport: 54thHealthiest Citizens: 61stLongest Average Lifespans: 62ndMost Beautiful Environments: 66thLargest Publishing Industry: 88thSafest: 111thMost Cheerful Citizens: 117thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 135thLowest Crime Rates: 180thMost Inclusive: 255thBest Weather: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 326thHighest Economic Output: 370thMost Secular: 709thLargest Populations: 1,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,673rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,406thMost Influential: 3,765thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,881stMost Income Equality: 9,420thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,258thMost Developed: 17,343rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, Kilobugyans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the children of Kilobugya are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.

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