The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.668 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 14,216 trillion Columbuses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 358,396 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 202,210^th in the world and 1^st in Democratic Communist States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 226.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.