The Keltionialang of Keltionialang is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Council of the 7 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.485 billion Summer Wavers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SWS Danse Macabre. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Summer Waver economy, worth 902 trillion scrap metals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,572 scrap metals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keltionialang's national animal is the Galathea Leviathan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leviathan Worship.

Keltionialang is ranked 88,072^nd in the world and 271^st in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Drug Use, scoring 200.29 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.