The Commonwealth of Kazomal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Smalls administration with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 36.446 billion Kazomal enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landfall. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazomal economy, worth a remarkable 8,765 trillion Darks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,497 Darks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime is totally unknown. Kazomal's national animal is the Manticore, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kazomal is ranked 292,560^th in the world and 12,158^th in Balder for Most Secular, with 7.88 Atheism Rate.