The Democratic People's Republic of Kazomal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Smalls administration with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 20.187 billion Kazomal enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landfall. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazomal economy, worth a remarkable 4,843 trillion Darks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,946 Darks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become the Smalls administration's new moniker. Crime is totally unknown. Kazomal's national animal is the Manticore, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kazomal is ranked 15,050^th in the world and 1^st in Yanxi for Most Inclusive, scoring 152.12 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.