The Directorial Republic of Kaumann is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.359 billion Kaumanners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Berlin. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kaumanner economy, worth 683 trillion Neumarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,373 Neumarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (Kaumann has found 1 easter egg), the swagger of covering up is unparalleled, and in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaumann's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaumann is ranked 258,380^th in the world and 43^rd in Esportiva for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.11 percentage of bribes refused.