The Most Avoided in Esportiva
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 4,748th in the world for Most Avoided.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Homely Cape of Irithoren | Father Knows Best State | “It's not much, but it's ours” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Eshialand | Anarchy | “Reigning Forever...” | |
| 3. |  The Disputed Territories of Eristicea | Capitalizt | “Chao ab ordo” | |
| 4. |  The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Making the impossible, possible.” | |
| 5. |  The Scurvy Pirates of Blackbone Bay | Capitalist Paradise | “Keelhaulin' ain't the worst tha' can happen to ye” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Lozho | Corporate Police State | “If you want it, we’ve got it” | |
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Vielfaltig | Anarchy | “Vieled Faltigians Rise” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Audi Arabia | Anarchy | “لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله” | |
| 9. |  The Loving Couple of Too ManyOptions | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 10. |  The High Country of Gunnison and Telluride | Capitalist Paradise | “Nil sine numine” |
