The Vampire Lesbian Disaster of Kathol Rift is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Carmilla with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 15.099 billion Vampires are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khaltanyria. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vampiric economy, worth a remarkable 3,940 trillion Fangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 260,973 Fangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Carmilla's office, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and Vampire Bats are considered a delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kathol Rift's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Prey for the Night.

Kathol Rift is ranked 222,793^rd in the world and 2,335^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.