The Salted Fields of Kakastania is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by High Priest Kendall III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.626 billion Crackers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krackee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Crackerish economy, worth a remarkable 3,411 trillion saltines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 321,016 saltines, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,186,518 per year while the poor average 61,222, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kakastania's national animal is the Crackerish Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crackerism.

Kakastania is ranked 330,711^th in the world and 9^th in Liberlandia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -21.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.