by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,273rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,398th Nudest: 1,890th
The Theocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
People die, Love fades, you will always be alone
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population688 million


AnimalCrackerish Heron

The Theocracy of Kakastania is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 688 million Crackerish Individuals are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krackee. The average income tax rate is 73.2%.

The powerhouse Crackerish economy, worth 67.2 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 97,637 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, public nudity is compulsory, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakastania's national animal is the Crackerish Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kakastania is ranked 26,655th in the world and 1,450th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,212.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,273rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,398thTop
Nudest: 1,890thMost Influential: 3,852ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,810thBest Weather: 10,205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,280thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,808thHealthiest Citizens: 14,557thLowest Crime Rates: 15,035thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,842nd
Nudest: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 377th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 586th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 650th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 656th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 662nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 734th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 745th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 750th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 764th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 795th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kakastania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Politics Amino".
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Kakastania was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up.
  • : Kakastania was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Kakastania was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Justanistan.
  • : Kakastania was endorsed by The Republic of SchoolHouse Rock.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 134 » Cisplatinaa, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Uganda Knuckles UK, Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Democritus, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Corfad, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Kwaj, Californian Redwood, Katschekistan, Koda-Land, Ostrinios, Oshonia, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Spartoptia, Sundred, Bayern-Straubing, THX1138, Palisede, Selfgradatude, Universal State Formula, New Pruessen, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Aenglaland, Shadowrik, Mzeusia, Sinelona, New Bremerton, McMasterdonia, The United States of Romania, Snoodum, Sanjurika, Vincone Cae, Wineclaw, North Bratislava, Lionia, United Draconia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Kasazzastan, and 84 others.Sakaryata, Maovale, Former English Colony, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Votak Matim, Niradans, Papika, Machendel, Ethnon, The Windmilluminati, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Agrauron, Atomic Industry Islands, Diodone, El Fiji Grande, Dreadton, Analomink, Xagill, Daedric Stellar Empire, Gladio II, Amauri, Napnomadia, Yarecir, Sheldanada, Newpromisedland, Bearical, Omnistria, United North American, The Realm of Dorne, Stat Artha, Ka Ching, Australiland, Democratu, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Aurumos, Lunallian, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, Empy, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Unsophisticate, Zumlandia, The South Falls, Yukti, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, New Eleria, Alsace and Lorraine United, General COE, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kulgatha, The Black Cathedral, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Steraz, Buckerino, Fengate, Dercia, COCONUT-CITY, Camarthen, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ozstan, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Guer Aike, Bridgett, Atain, Crown Isles, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, Ara Antrizuls, 1 very fast endotarter, Albacria, Queen YUNo, SchoolHouse Rock, and Justanistan.

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