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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,647th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,558th Most Influential: 9,594th
The Theocracy of
Father Knows Best State
People die, Love fades, you will always be alone
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Kakastania

Population296 million

CapitalEtupnia

CurrencyHour of work
AnimalEtupian Platypus

The Theocracy of Kakastania is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 296 million Crackerinik Individuals are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etupnia. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Crackerish economy, worth 20.7 trillion Hours of work a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,933 Hours of work, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, the Crackerish Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakastania's national animal is the Etupian Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kakastania is ranked 112,131st in the world and 4,976th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 233.58 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,647thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,558thTop
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Most Influential: 9,594thMost Devout: 12,429thBest Weather: 13,194th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 90th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 419th in the regionMost Devout: 427th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 495th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 499th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 572nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 578th in the regionMost Influential: 580th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 627th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 632nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 682nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 685th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 687th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kakastania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Coalition of Fascist Nations".
  • : Kakastania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing the Execution of Innocents"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, the Crackerish Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Kakastania was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Kakastania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later.

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