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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,064th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,928th Most Influential: 2,213th
The Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
People die, Love fades, you will always be alone
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Kakastania

Population1.059 billion

CapitalKrackee
LeaderAbdullah Al Samm XII of Krackee
FaithCrackerism

CurrencySlave
AnimalCrackerish Heron

The Theocracy of Kakastania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Abdullah Al Samm XII of Krackee with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, feral children, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 1.059 billion Crackerish Individuals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krackee. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crackerish economy, worth 118 trillion Slaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,083 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Neighboring nations are tired of Kakastania's big fish stories, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakastania's national animal is the Crackerish Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crackerism.

Kakastania is ranked 144,822nd in the world and 7,483rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.35 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,064thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,928thMost Influential: 2,213thNudest: 4,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,542ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,788thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,992ndBest Weather: 9,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,374thMost Inclusive: 11,578thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,205thRudest Citizens: 12,395thMost Developed: 12,686thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,583rdMost Average: 13,976thLargest Governments: 14,398thMost Cultured: 14,699thLowest Crime Rates: 14,875thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,639thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,776thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,981st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 112th in the regionNudest: 156th in the regionMost Average: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 329th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 440th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 490th in the regionBest Weather: 516th in the regionRudest Citizens: 529th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 564th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 575th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 592nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 599th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 615th in the regionLargest Governments: 679th in the regionMost Inclusive: 680th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 686th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 714th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 727th in the regionMost Developed: 737th in the regionMost Cultured: 740th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 752nd in the regionMost Influential: 753rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 808th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 821st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kakastania was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, neighboring nations are tired of Kakastania's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Slave charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license.
  • : Kakastania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakastania, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Uganda Knuckles UK, Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Corfad, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Kwaj, Californian Redwood, Koda-Land, Ostrinios, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Spartoptia, Sundred, Bayern-Straubing, THX1138, Palisede, Selfgradatude, Universal State Formula, New Pruessen, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, Mzeusia, Sinelona, New Bremerton, The United States of Romania, Snoodum, Sanjurika, Vincone Cae, Wineclaw, North Bratislava, United Draconia, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, Maovale, Former English Colony, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Votak Matim, Niradans, Papika, and 96 others.Ethnon, The Windmilluminati, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Agrauron, Atomic Industry Islands, Diodone, El Fiji Grande, Dreadton, Analomink, Gladio II, Amauri, Napnomadia, Yarecir, Sheldanada, Newpromisedland, Bearical, Omnistria, United North American, Ka Ching, Australiland, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Lunallian, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, Empy, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Unsophisticate, Zumlandia, The South Falls, Yukti, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, New Eleria, General COE, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kulgatha, The Black Cathedral, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Steraz, Buckerino, Fengate, COCONUT-CITY, Camarthen, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ozstan, Guer Aike, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, Ara Antrizuls, 1 very fast endotarter, SchoolHouse Rock, Justanistan, Joodey, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Kyrianian, IsiMUd, Guslantis, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Kirostan, Norostilors, Saturns Edge, Fortnite Eco, Misuvelia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Orven, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Haor Chall, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Kontara, Norvayopia, Aerilia, and Tsardom of Leonlandia.

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