The Federated Imperium of Kajal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tigiran Likuun with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 47.814 billion Kajali have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hir-Kajurmani. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kajali economy, worth an astonishing 17,881 trillion Galacs a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 373,986 Galacs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, Hir-Kajurmani spends billions upgrading public transport, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime is totally unknown. Kajal's national animal is the Myarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kajal is ranked 41,636^th in the world and 5^th in The Vast for Nudest, with 213.5 cheeks per square mile.