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Largest Information Technology Sector: 46thLargest Publishing Industry: 70thLargest Black Market: 96th
The Federated Imperium of
Democratic Socialists
Help, I've been infected by democracy!
Vierun Muraan
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Kajal

Population35.885 billion

CapitalHir-Kajurmani
LeaderVierun Muraan

CurrencyGalac
AnimalMyarra

The Federated Imperium of Kajal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vierun Muraan with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 35.885 billion Kajali are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hir-Kajurmani. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kajali economy, worth an astonishing 15,237 trillion Galacs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 424,621 Galacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Kajali Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. Kajal's national animal is the Myarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kajal is ranked 10,709th in the world and 7th in The Vast for Rudest Citizens, with 111.07 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 46thLargest Publishing Industry: 70thLargest Black Market: 96thHighest Poor Incomes: 161stHighest Economic Output: 174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 234thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 306thSmartest Citizens: 476thMost Advanced Public Education: 554thHighest Average Incomes: 633rdMost Developed: 740thLongest Average Lifespans: 859thHealthiest Citizens: 916thLargest Populations: 1,037thMost Cultured: 1,066thMost Inclusive: 1,195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,255thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,337thMost Efficient Economies: 1,984thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,231stBest Weather: 2,388thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,395thTop
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Most Secular: 3,185thLargest Governments: 3,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,369thLargest Mining Sector: 3,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,949thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,073rdRudest Citizens: 10,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,893rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,149thMost Income Equality: 17,676thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,166thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,587th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Kajal's influence in The Vast rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, the official Kajali Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kajal, Kajal has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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