The Glorious People's Republic of Kaitjan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by State General Arzay Borzamar with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.088 billion Kaitjanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozgúl. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaitjanese economy, worth a remarkable 6,413 trillion Tigrons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,350 Tigrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse, and neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaitjan's national animal is the Kaitjanese Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Búchtodan Communism.

Kaitjan is ranked 983^rd in the world and 25^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 21,838.93 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.