The Crowned Republic of Kabzeel is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Kanina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.29 billion Kabzeelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belcross. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabzeelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion ₩ Royal Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,205 ₩ Royal Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, sleeping on the job is recommended, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and millions of Kabzeelians are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabzeel's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Conservative Judaism.

Kabzeel is ranked 300,794^th in the world and 11,693^rd in Balder for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.06 on the Bus Surprisal Index.