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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,572nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,631st Nicest Citizens: 3,808th
The Crowned Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Every Woman A Queen & Every Man A King
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.629 billion

LeaderLady Kanina Phisher
FaithDear Ladyism

Currency₩ Royal Token

The Crowned Republic of Kabzeel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Kanina Phisher with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.629 billion Kabzeelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belcross. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kabzeelian economy, worth 692 trillion ₩ Royal Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 149,495 ₩ Royal Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, there are no more heroes any more, billions of ₩ Royal Tokens are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eagle Nebula, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabzeel's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dear Ladyism.

Kabzeel is ranked 108,922nd in the world and 561st in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 3,572ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,631stNicest Citizens: 3,808thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,939thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,157thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,601stMost Inclusive: 4,928thLowest Crime Rates: 5,309thMost Developed: 5,596thHealthiest Citizens: 5,702ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,113thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,426thMost Devout: 6,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,835thSmartest Citizens: 7,091stSafest: 7,192ndLargest Governments: 7,589thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,545thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,789thMost Cultured: 8,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,994thMost Pacifist: 9,052ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,189thMost Income Equality: 10,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,050thMost Efficient Economies: 12,192ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,687thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,807thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,530th
Most Income Equality: 39th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionMost Devout: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 73rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionMost Inclusive: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 95th in the region

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