The Cesspool of Juristonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.816 billion Juristonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The thriving Juristonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,205 trillion Dust Bunnies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,160 Dust Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juristonia is ranked 2,248^th in the world and 58^th in Nederland for Largest Populations, with 38.8 billion capita.