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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 135th
The Idiotic Cesspool of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
It's not dumb if it works
Juri
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Juristonia

Population30.104 billion

CapitalJuritopia
LeaderJuri

CurrencyDust Bunny
AnimalHuman

The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.104 billion Juristonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The thriving Juristonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,226 trillion Dust Bunnies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,047 Dust Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, Juristonia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juristonia is ranked 9,974th in the world and 3rd in Nederland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 398.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 135thMost Rebellious Youth: 179thMost Cheerful Citizens: 187thMost Pacifist: 213thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 258thMost Cultured: 364thLargest Welfare Programs: 431stNicest Citizens: 452ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 649thHealthiest Citizens: 694thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802ndMost Secular: 835thHighest Food Quality: 918thLongest Average Lifespans: 952ndSmartest Citizens: 1,014thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,238thHighest Economic Output: 1,291stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,547thSafest: 1,666thLargest Governments: 1,692ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,820thMost Inclusive: 2,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,488thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,769thLargest Populations: 3,160thLowest Crime Rates: 3,904thBest Weather: 4,172ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,502ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,899thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,647thMost Influential: 6,580thMost Stationary: 8,741stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,974thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,086thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,532ndMost Developed: 19,583rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,337th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Juristonia resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Juristonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Identity Theft"".
  • : Juristonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Access to Scientific Knowledge"".
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, Juristonia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Juristonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Topid"".
  • : Juristonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Juristonia was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Juristonia applied to join the World Assembly.

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