The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.086 billion Juristonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The thriving Juristonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,667 trillion Dust Bunnies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,514 Dust Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, there are no more heroes any more, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juristonia is ranked 168,127^th in the world and 104^th in Nederland for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -669.72 on the Hayek Index.