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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th Largest Publishing Industry: 89th Least Corrupt Governments: 93rd
The Idiotic Cesspool of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Stick it where?
Juri
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Juristonia

Population23.086 billion

CapitalJuritopia
LeaderJuri

CurrencyDust Bunny
AnimalHuman

The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.086 billion Juristonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The thriving Juristonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,667 trillion Dust Bunnies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,514 Dust Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, there are no more heroes any more, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juristonia is ranked 168,127th in the world and 104th in Nederland for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -669.72 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20thLargest Publishing Industry: 89thLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 130thMost Rebellious Youth: 163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 170thMost Pacifist: 197thNicest Citizens: 222ndMost Cultured: 265thMost Compassionate Citizens: 300thLargest Welfare Programs: 403rdMost Secular: 516thHealthiest Citizens: 525thSmartest Citizens: 759thHighest Poor Incomes: 819thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,020thHighest Economic Output: 1,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,201stLargest Governments: 1,279thSafest: 1,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,410thMost Inclusive: 1,463rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,258thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,935thHighest Average Incomes: 2,988thLowest Crime Rates: 3,152ndBest Weather: 3,612thLargest Populations: 3,628thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,112thMost Influential: 5,846thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,126thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,425thMost Developed: 12,459thNudest: 12,551stMost Income Equality: 12,848thMost Stationary: 14,246thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,356thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,993rd
Top
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Juristonia lodged a message on the Nederland Regional Message Board.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, only criminals carry guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.

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