The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.953 billion Juristonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The thriving Juristonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,888 trillion Dust Bunnies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,854 Dust Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBJ Governor goes house hunting, gossip magazines have pictures of Juri sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juristonia is ranked 92^nd in the world and 2^nd in Nederland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 67,428.13 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.