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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Publishing Industry: 107thLeast Corrupt Governments: 166th
The Idiotic Cesspool of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
It's not dumb if it works
Juri
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Juristonia

Population33.452 billion

CapitalJuritopia
LeaderJuri

CurrencyDust Bunny
AnimalHuman

The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.452 billion Juristonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The thriving Juristonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,025 trillion Dust Bunnies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,921 Dust Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juristonia is ranked 460th in the world and 1st in Nederland for Most Cultured, scoring 509 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Publishing Industry: 107thLeast Corrupt Governments: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 181stMost Cheerful Citizens: 181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 268thMost Cultured: 460thMost Pacifist: 486thNicest Citizens: 646thLargest Welfare Programs: 663rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 799thHealthiest Citizens: 992ndMost Secular: 1,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,110thHighest Food Quality: 1,186thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,247thSmartest Citizens: 1,271stHighest Economic Output: 1,375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,445thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,486thSafest: 1,789thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,871stLargest Governments: 1,969thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,566thMost Inclusive: 2,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,904thLargest Populations: 3,038thTop
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Best Weather: 4,320thLowest Crime Rates: 4,389thHighest Average Incomes: 6,020thMost Influential: 6,053rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,092ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,462ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,618thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,723rdMost Income Equality: 18,431stMost Developed: 23,183rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,541st
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.

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