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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th Largest Publishing Industry: 92nd Least Corrupt Governments: 92nd
The Idiotic Cesspool of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Stick it where?
Juri
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Juristonia

Population23.953 billion

CapitalJuritopia
LeaderJuri

CurrencyDust Bunny
AnimalHuman

The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.953 billion Juristonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The thriving Juristonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,888 trillion Dust Bunnies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,854 Dust Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBJ Governor goes house hunting, gossip magazines have pictures of Juri sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juristonia is ranked 92nd in the world and 2nd in Nederland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 67,428.13 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20thLargest Publishing Industry: 92ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 92ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 130thMost Rebellious Youth: 165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 169thMost Pacifist: 203rdNicest Citizens: 238thMost Cultured: 278thMost Compassionate Citizens: 322ndLargest Welfare Programs: 388thHealthiest Citizens: 550thMost Secular: 573rdSmartest Citizens: 793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 868thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,010thHighest Economic Output: 1,102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,191stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,234thSafest: 1,281stLargest Governments: 1,311thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,380thMost Inclusive: 1,493rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,076thLowest Crime Rates: 3,173rdBest Weather: 3,436thLargest Populations: 3,504thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,912thMost Influential: 5,561stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,849thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,011thMost Developed: 11,974thMost Stationary: 12,745thMost Income Equality: 13,032ndNudest: 13,163rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,765thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,960th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, gossip magazines have pictures of Juri sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBJ Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Juristonia lodged a message on the Nederland Regional Message Board.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.

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