The Armed Republic of Juansonia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matthew R Hermanson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.665 billion Juansonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperidad. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juansonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,488 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and Matthew R Hermanson's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juansonia's national animal is the Placehol deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juansonia is ranked 11,849^th in the world and 1^st in just doing this for the banner for Most Secular, with 89.25 Atheism Rate.