| Population | 9.118 billion |
| Capital | Prosperidad |
| Leader | Matthew R Hermanson |
| Currency | Peso |
| Animal | Placehol deer |
The Armed Republic of Juansonia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Matthew R Hermanson with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.118 billion Juansonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperidad. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Juansonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,153 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The official Juansonian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juansonia's national animal is the Placehol deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Juansonia is ranked 69,608th in the world and 1st in just doing this for the banner for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,678.76 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Juansonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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Juansonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
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Juansonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Juansonia's influence in Just doing this for the banner fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
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Juansonia's influence in Just doing this for the banner rose from "Page" to "Hermit".
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Juansonia relocated from Lazarus to Just doing this for the banner.
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Juansonia was refounded in Lazarus.
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Juansonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
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Juansonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Highest Economic Output.















































