The Armed Republic of Juansonia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 486 million Juansonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperidad. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Juansonian economy, worth 43.9 trillion Juansonian Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 90,332 Juansonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military service is compulsory, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and where there's smoke there's the Juansonian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juansonia's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juansonia is ranked 133,350^th in the world and 122^nd in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 705.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.