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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,310thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,313thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,776th
The Armed Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Nobody loves war. Even fewer love getting conquered.
Matthew R Hermanson
Influence
Hegemony
Governor / Catboy Maid with a Rifle
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Juansonia

Population4.632 billion

CapitalProsperidad
LeaderMatthew R Hermanson

CurrencyPeso
AnimalPlacehol deer

The Armed Republic of Juansonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Matthew R Hermanson with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.632 billion Juansonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperidad. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juansonian economy, worth 653 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,041 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', parents dread their examinations more than their children, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juansonia's national animal is the Placehol deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juansonia is ranked 7,333rd in the world and 1st in just doing this for the banner for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.29 years.

Top
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,310thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,313thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,776thNicest Citizens: 5,194thSafest: 5,920thMost Inclusive: 6,000thHealthiest Citizens: 6,580thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,838thMost Developed: 6,940thHighest Food Quality: 7,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,333rdSmartest Citizens: 7,725thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,566thLowest Crime Rates: 9,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,618thBest Weather: 9,703rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,175thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,131stLargest Governments: 11,867thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,887thMost Cultured: 12,177thMost Secular: 12,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,806thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,900thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,932ndMost Pacifist: 15,217thHighest Average Incomes: 25,953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,385th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Juansonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Juansonia's influence in Just doing this for the banner rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Juansonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Juansonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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