The Armed Republic of Juansonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Matthew R Hermanson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.042 billion Juansonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperidad. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juansonian economy, worth 260 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,652 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, when their backs are against the walls Juansonians look out for gay men, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juansonia's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juansonia is ranked 141,049^th in the world and 133^rd in England for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 912.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.