The Free and Equal Land of Jello Biafra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 46.336 billion Jello Biafrans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The enormous but sluggish Jello Biafran economy, worth a remarkable 3,125 trillion Dead Kennedies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 67,444 Dead Kennedies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maybe the real economic growth was the friendship we've made along the way, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jello Biafra's national animal is the tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jello Biafra is ranked 4,184^th in the world and 2^nd in Generalite Mafia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,998.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.