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Largest Populations: 337th Most Rebellious Youth: 867th Highest Average Tax Rates: 937th
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Jello Biafra

Population35.393 billion

CurrencyDead Kennedy

The Free and Equal Land of Jello Biafra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.393 billion Jello Biafrans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The enormous but sluggish Jello Biafran economy, worth a remarkable 2,019 trillion Dead Kennedies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 57,065 Dead Kennedies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, workers have seized control of the economy, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jello Biafra's national animal is the tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jello Biafra is ranked 5,457th in the world and 2nd in Generalite Mafia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,109.3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Populations: 337thMost Rebellious Youth: 867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 937thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,214thMost Pacifist: 1,383rdLargest Governments: 1,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,509thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,847thSafest: 1,854thNicest Citizens: 1,873rdBest Weather: 2,254thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,259thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,307thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,819thMost Cultured: 3,230thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,969thSmartest Citizens: 4,010thLowest Crime Rates: 4,469thNudest: 4,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,287thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,366thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,457thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,512thHighest Economic Output: 6,005thMost Income Equality: 7,731stTop
Most Devout: 8,009thHealthiest Citizens: 8,214thMost Politically Free: 8,934thMost Inclusive: 10,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,665th

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