The Empire of Jebslund is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.415 billion Jebslunden are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kermania. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kermanic economy, worth a remarkable 3,075 trillion Meats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,321 Meats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and private clinics eagerly advertise their trivial specialties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jebslund's national animal is the StuG-IIIG, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Way of the Krakken.

Jebslund is ranked 26,860^th in the world and 1,466^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,064.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.