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Most Inclusive: 1,972ndMost Developed: 2,405thSafest: 2,412th
The Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Also Immer zu den Tyrannen
Emperor Jebediah Kerman
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jebslund

Population14.18 billion

CapitalKermania
LeaderEmperor Jebediah Kerman
FaithThe Way of the Krakken

CurrencyMeat
AnimalStuG-IIIG

The Empire of Jebslund is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.18 billion Jebslunden are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kermania. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kermanic economy, worth a remarkable 3,024 trillion Meats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,317 Meats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only science is political science, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jebslund's national animal is the StuG-IIIG, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Way of the Krakken.

Jebslund is ranked 2,647th in the world and 1st in Krakkens reach for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Inclusive: 1,972ndMost Developed: 2,405thSafest: 2,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,510thLowest Crime Rates: 2,647thHighest Food Quality: 2,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,889thLargest Governments: 2,988thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,185thHealthiest Citizens: 4,238thMost Cultured: 4,486thNicest Citizens: 4,746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,861stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,940thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,021stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,030thHighest Economic Output: 7,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,206thHighest Average Incomes: 8,351stRudest Citizens: 8,629thBest Weather: 9,040thMost Patriotic: 9,407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,780thMost Efficient Economies: 14,233rdMost Secular: 15,214thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,631stMost Influential: 17,877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,411thMost Income Equality: 28,172ndLargest Populations: 28,535th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jebslund was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Jebslund was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jebslund was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Jebslund was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Jebslund was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Jebslund was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Jebslund's influence in Krakkens reach fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Jebslund was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.

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