The Empire of Jebslund is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.528 billion Jebslunden are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kermania. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kermanic economy, worth a remarkable 2,887 trillion Meats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,467 Meats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, the only science is political science, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jebslund's national animal is the StuG-IIIG, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Way of the Krakken.

Jebslund is ranked 7,284^th in the world and 1^st in Krakkens reach for Most Patriotic, with 64.02 flags saluted per person per day.