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Most Inclusive: 1,661stMost Developed: 2,118thSafest: 2,163rd
The Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Also Immer zu den Tyrannen
Emperor Jebediah Kerman
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jebslund

Population10.713 billion

CapitalKermania
LeaderEmperor Jebediah Kerman
FaithThe Way of the Krakken

CurrencyMeat
AnimalStuG-IIIG

The Empire of Jebslund is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.713 billion Jebslunden are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kermania. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kermanic economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Meats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,067 Meats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, future leaders of Jebslund regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jebslund's national animal is the StuG-IIIG, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Way of the Krakken.

Jebslund is ranked 261,386th in the world and 2nd in Krakkens reach for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -15.38 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 1,661stMost Developed: 2,118thSafest: 2,163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,225thLowest Crime Rates: 2,237thHighest Food Quality: 2,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,523rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,696thLargest Governments: 2,747thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,758thSmartest Citizens: 2,762ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,012thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,598thHealthiest Citizens: 3,785thMost Cultured: 3,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,112thNicest Citizens: 4,121stMost Patriotic: 4,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,316thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,363rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,656thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,159thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,539thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,676thHighest Average Incomes: 6,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,446thRudest Citizens: 7,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,235thHighest Economic Output: 8,295thBest Weather: 8,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,810thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,892ndTop
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Most Secular: 14,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,697thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,389thMost Stationary: 21,143rdMost Influential: 21,720thMost Income Equality: 24,291st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, future leaders of Jebslund regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
  • : Jebslund's influence in Krakkens reach fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, Emperor Jebediah Kerman has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Jebslund was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Jebslund, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

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