The United Ekumen of Isilanka is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Yasmin Masani-Sahaq with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.034 billion Isilankans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostramar. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Isilankan economy, worth a remarkable 3,565 trillion sicles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,340 sicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, recognizing the Isilankan flag qualifies you for citizenship, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isilanka's national animal is the moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Isilankan Tritheism.

Isilanka is ranked 240,110^th in the world and 2,314^th in the Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 37.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.