The Onion Rings of ImsaliA is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Ibiusqail with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.362 billion test subjects are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of home. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient dead economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion unknown syringes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,019 unknown syringes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation thirsts for new freedoms, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImsaliA's national animal is the piece of glass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is fishing.

ImsaliA is ranked 255,835^th in the world and 11,036^th in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 62.88 years.