The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.28 billion Yugoslavians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 36,241 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 922,636 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,733,328 per year while the poor average 151,987, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from President Radovan Gojković's rear echelons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 6,379^th in the world and 5^th in The Maritimes for Highest Poor Incomes, with 151,987.62 Standard Monetary Units.