The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.728 billion Yugoslavians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 35,535 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 917,576 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,675,801 per year while the poor average 153,690, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke, President Radovan Gojković's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, and the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 44^th in the world and 1^st in The Maritimes for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 100,430.95 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.