
| Population | 39.28 billion |
| Capital | Belgrade |
| Leader | President Radovan Gojković |
| Currency | Dinar |
| Animal | Reconstituted Chicken |
The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.28 billion Yugoslavians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 36,241 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 922,636 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,733,328 per year while the poor average 151,987, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.
Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from President Radovan Gojković's rear echelons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Hrstrovokia is ranked 6,374th in the world and 5th in The Maritimes for Highest Poor Incomes, with 151,987.62 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hrstrovokia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from President Radovan Gojković's rear echelons.
- : Following new legislation in
Hrstrovokia, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in
Hrstrovokia, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in
Hrstrovokia, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
- : Following new legislation in
Hrstrovokia, they say that President Radovan Gojković's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
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Hrstrovokia, Hrstrovokian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
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Hrstrovokia, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
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Hrstrovokia, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Hrstrovokia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
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Hrstrovokia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.






































































































