The Hapiloppian Community of HOT-DAMN is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.117 billion Hapiloppians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hap City. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The HOT-DAMNian economy, worth 151 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,736 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

HOT-DAMN has designated New Hap City as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HOT-DAMN's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher.

HOT-DAMN is ranked 218,473^rd in the world and 47^th in Anaia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,556.04 Standard Monetary Units.