
| Population | 17.558 billion |
| Capital | New Hattia |
| Leader | Emperor Hattusili XV |
| Faith | Kushantism |
| Currency | zoran |
| Animal | stag |
The Imperial Domain of Hittisha is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Hattusili XV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.558 billion Hittishans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hattia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hittishan economy, worth a remarkable 2,682 trillion zorans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,759 zorans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, leisure is a crime in ski towns, and the most critical drill is drilling for drills being interrupted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hittisha's national animal is the stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kushantism.
Hittisha is ranked 118,373rd in the world and 6,577th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,807.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hittisha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
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Hittisha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Hittisha, the most critical drill is drilling for drills being interrupted.
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Hittisha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Hittisha's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in
Hittisha, leisure is a crime in ski towns.
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Hittisha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in
Hittisha, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
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Hittisha's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in
Hittisha, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
























































