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Lowest Crime Rates: 7,956thMost Devout: 8,228thMost Cultured: 8,533rd
The Imperial Domain of
Father Knows Best State
All for the Domain!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hittisha

Population6.177 billion

CapitalNew Hattia
LeaderEmperor Hattusili XV
FaithKushuburism

Currencyzoran
Animalstag

The Imperial Domain of Hittisha is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Hattusili XV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.177 billion Hittishans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hattia. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hittishan economy, worth 874 trillion zorans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,600 zorans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hittisha's national animal is the stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kushuburism.

Hittisha is ranked 55,031st in the world and 2,150th in Lazarus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 199,432 Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 7,956thMost Devout: 8,228thMost Cultured: 8,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,030thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,385thLargest Governments: 9,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,619thMost Developed: 10,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,994thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,368thBest Weather: 11,755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,809thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,786thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,214thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,567thHealthiest Citizens: 14,886thMost Efficient Economies: 15,980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,186thHighest Average Incomes: 16,225thMost Inclusive: 16,700thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,026thSmartest Citizens: 17,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,411thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,819thHighest Economic Output: 21,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,537th
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Most Devout: 380th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 460th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 464th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 464th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 512th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 530th in the regionLargest Governments: 534th in the regionMost Developed: 564th in the regionBest Weather: 611th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 616th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 652nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 670th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 674th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 675th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 742nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 742nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 764th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 771st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 780th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 820th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 824th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 833rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hittisha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hittisha, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hittisha, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
  • : Following new legislation in Hittisha, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats.
  • : Following new legislation in Hittisha, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Hittisha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hittisha, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Hittisha, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hittisha, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Hittisha, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.

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