The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 50.239 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth a staggering 54,777 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,090,340 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,235,198 per year while the poor average 132,600, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

The country is preparing for war, the inner circle of Richard is looking more and more like a pink triangle, cities are engulfed by smog, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 188,511^th in the world and 83^rd in belgium for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 21.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.