The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 50.211 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth a staggering 54,726 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,089,938 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,183,665 per year while the poor average 134,961, a ratio of 38.4 to 1.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, Big Belly is watching you, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on HC Eredivisiean selfishness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 223^rd in the world and 1^st in belgium for Fattest Citizens, with 93.76 Obesity Rate.