Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.424 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 31,600 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,073,958 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,308,952 per year while the poor average 123,484, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 160,766th in the world and 137th in belgium for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.49 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Black Market: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32ndLargest Governments: 40thMost Subsidized Industry: 77thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102ndMost Secular: 107thFattest Citizens: 123rdLargest Retail Industry: 152ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 171stLowest Crime Rates: 203rdMost Efficient Economies: 424thLargest Populations: 445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 501stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,015thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,088thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,205thRudest Citizens: 1,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,249thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,687thHighest Drug Use: 2,492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,420thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,675thMost Extreme: 4,692ndMost Influential: 5,686thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,589thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,567th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Richard often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists.

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