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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 2nd Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.373 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 32,315 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,063,948 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,433,448 per year while the poor average 114,687, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of HC Eredivisie at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 157,964th in the world and 141st in belgium for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -685.52 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thLargest Black Market: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stLargest Governments: 51stMost Subsidized Industry: 89thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 101stFattest Citizens: 128thMost Secular: 150thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 163rdLargest Retail Industry: 183rdLowest Crime Rates: 229thMost Efficient Economies: 412thLargest Populations: 431stMost Advanced Public Transport: 495thLargest Gambling Industry: 963rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,167thRudest Citizens: 1,353rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,576thMost Conservative: 1,579thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,153rdHighest Drug Use: 3,124thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,564thMost Extreme: 4,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,967thMost Influential: 5,697thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,893rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,448thMost Pro-Market: 14,170th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of HC Eredivisie at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.

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