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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 3rd Highest Average Incomes: 4th
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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HC Eredivisie

Population32.132 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Ettlil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.132 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 34,370 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,069,655 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,434,932 per year while the poor average 116,485, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 190,381st in the world and 167th in belgium for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -80.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thLargest Black Market: 13thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Avoided: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Governments: 58thMost Subsidized Industry: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rdFattest Citizens: 142ndMost Secular: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 165thLowest Crime Rates: 250thLargest Retail Industry: 286thMost Efficient Economies: 423rdLargest Populations: 446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 465thLargest Gambling Industry: 914thRudest Citizens: 1,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,285thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,790thMost Influential: 6,192ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,948thTop
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Most Conservative: 10,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,458thMost Extreme: 12,637thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,372ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,577thMost Pro-Market: 16,128thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,401st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Startling Empire of Riemstagrad.
  • : HC Eredivisie endorsed The Startling Empire of Riemstagrad.
  • : HC Eredivisie was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : HC Eredivisie applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through HC Eredivisie.

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