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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 3rd Highest Economic Output: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.209 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 33,462 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,072,204 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,075,267 per year while the poor average 133,951, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and golden statues of Hctib Ettlils line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 8th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Black Market, with 9,999 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Black Market: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thMost Avoided: 27thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Governments: 48thMost Subsidized Industry: 93rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100thFattest Citizens: 139thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 165thMost Secular: 206thLargest Retail Industry: 228thLowest Crime Rates: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 414thLargest Populations: 444thMost Advanced Public Transport: 492ndRudest Citizens: 912thLargest Gambling Industry: 986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,303rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,932ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,107thHighest Drug Use: 2,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,288thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,928thMost Influential: 5,819thMost Conservative: 5,895thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,269thMost Extreme: 12,526thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,882ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,234th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, golden statues of Hctib Ettlils line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the industries of HC Eredivisie are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, business leaders are mailing Richard forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.

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