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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Mining Sector: 4th
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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HC Eredivisie

Population40.993 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.993 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 45,601 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,112,411 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 269,200th in the world and 205th in belgium for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -710.5 on the Hayek Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Mining Sector: 4thLargest Black Market: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 5thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thMost Patriotic: 9thHighest Poor Incomes: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37thMost Avoided: 68thMost Corrupt Governments: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 125thLargest Governments: 129thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 129thFattest Citizens: 192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 289thMost Secular: 308thLowest Crime Rates: 370thLargest Populations: 393rdMost Efficient Economies: 411thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 747thLargest Gambling Industry: 778thLargest Retail Industry: 1,076thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,176thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,184thRudest Citizens: 1,388thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,565thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,656thMost Influential: 5,751stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,378thMost Stationary: 12,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,901stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,759thSmartest Citizens: 21,503rd
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Riemstagrad, Spoenerviel, and Ravania Belgica.

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