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HC Eredivisie

Population43.225 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
FaithMax Barryism

AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.225 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 48,224 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,115,657 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 111th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 147,399.25 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 5thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thHighest Poor Incomes: 12thMost Patriotic: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37thMost Avoided: 75thMost Corrupt Governments: 76thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 133rdLargest Governments: 135thFattest Citizens: 205thMost Advanced Public Transport: 255thMost Subsidized Industry: 271stLargest Populations: 335thMost Secular: 357thLowest Crime Rates: 408thMost Efficient Economies: 557thLargest Gambling Industry: 798thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 875thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,119thLargest Retail Industry: 1,278thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,504thRudest Citizens: 2,003rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,520thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,904thMost Influential: 5,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,750thMost Stationary: 10,525thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,079thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 16,391stSmartest Citizens: 21,907th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Rain and Shadow, Riemstagrad, and Ravania Belgica.