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Most Patriotic: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Black Market: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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HC Eredivisie

Population39.237 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.237 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 43,429 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,106,858 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 215,259th in the world and 185th in belgium for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -57.27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Black Market: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thHighest Poor Incomes: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rdMost Avoided: 60thMost Corrupt Governments: 61stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Governments: 110thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 131stMost Subsidized Industry: 167thFattest Citizens: 177thMost Secular: 304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 308thLowest Crime Rates: 334thMost Efficient Economies: 353rdLargest Populations: 395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 614thLargest Gambling Industry: 760thLargest Retail Industry: 931stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 938thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 957thRudest Citizens: 1,215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,308thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,546thMost Influential: 5,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,247thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,706thMost Stationary: 13,701stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,085th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of A Little Village Up The Coast" has been described as a real blow for entertainment.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by Eminople ii.
  • : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Colony of Dino10.

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