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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.02 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 31,946 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,064,170 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,286,610 per year while the poor average 121,182, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, HC Eredivisiean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 33rd in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 22,409.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Black Market: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rdLargest Governments: 53rdMost Subsidized Industry: 85thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rdMost Secular: 124thFattest Citizens: 126thLargest Retail Industry: 168thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 216thMost Efficient Economies: 424thLargest Populations: 434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 490thLargest Gambling Industry: 990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,125thRudest Citizens: 1,329thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,469thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,469thMost Conservative: 4,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,200thMost Influential: 5,874thMost Extreme: 6,720thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,133rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,648thMost Pro-Market: 17,288th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, HC Eredivisiean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Hctib Ettlil.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.

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