The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.132 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 34,370 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,069,655 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,434,932 per year while the poor average 116,485, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 190,381^st in the world and 167^th in belgium for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -80.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.