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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd Highest Economic Output: 3rd Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Worldrankings: First and last.
Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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HC Eredivisie

Population34.271 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.271 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 37,403 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,091,414 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The term "Native HC Eredivisiean" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, only the brainiest citizens become academics, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in belgium for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 96,810.8 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Black Market: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 35thMost Avoided: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38thHighest Poor Incomes: 50thLargest Governments: 79thMost Subsidized Industry: 99thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109thFattest Citizens: 129thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138thMost Secular: 154thLowest Crime Rates: 255thMost Advanced Public Transport: 334thMost Efficient Economies: 387thLargest Populations: 412thLargest Retail Industry: 457thLargest Gambling Industry: 753rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,166thRudest Citizens: 1,564thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,954thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,645thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,933rdMost Influential: 6,312thMost Conservative: 7,828thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,128thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,173rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the term "Native HC Eredivisiean" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : HC Eredivisie changed its national animal to "Hctib Elttil".
  • : HC Eredivisie altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, there is something rotten in the state of HC Eredivisie.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Richard signs the laws but abides by none of them.

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