The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.271 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 37,403 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,091,414 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The term "Native HC Eredivisiean" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, only the brainiest citizens become academics, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 20^th in the world and 1^st in belgium for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 96,810.8 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.