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Highest Economic Output: 1st Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.996 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 31,903 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,063,576 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,431,546 per year while the poor average 114,647, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Hctib Ettlil, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 179,484th in the world and 140th in belgium for Longest Average Lifespans, with 17.56 Years.

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Highest Economic Output: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Black Market: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndLargest Governments: 53rdMost Subsidized Industry: 87thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rdMost Secular: 125thFattest Citizens: 126thLargest Retail Industry: 166thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 178thLowest Crime Rates: 219thMost Efficient Economies: 423rdLargest Populations: 435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 496thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,008thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,118thMost Conservative: 1,277thRudest Citizens: 1,294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,482ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,461stMost Extreme: 4,721stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,064thMost Influential: 5,882ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,833rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,602ndMost Pro-Market: 16,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,712th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Hctib Ettlil.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, HC Eredivisie's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.

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