The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.367 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 42,545 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,108,905 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, skyscrapers get built in just days, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 194,189^th in the world and 151^st in belgium for Most Politically Free, scoring 25.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.