The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.538 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 32,536 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,065,437 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,441,048 per year while the poor average 114,848, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 151,134^th in the world and 140^th in belgium for Most Devout, with 2.25 Prayers Per Hour.