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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 3rd Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.538 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 32,536 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,065,437 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,441,048 per year while the poor average 114,848, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 151,134th in the world and 140th in belgium for Most Devout, with 2.25 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Black Market: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thMost Corrupt Governments: 15thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndLargest Governments: 48thMost Subsidized Industry: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thFattest Citizens: 126thMost Secular: 149thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 171stLargest Retail Industry: 178thLowest Crime Rates: 233rdMost Efficient Economies: 410thLargest Populations: 429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 504thLargest Gambling Industry: 929thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,187thRudest Citizens: 1,315thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,122ndHighest Drug Use: 2,309thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,660thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,013thMost Influential: 5,600thMost Conservative: 5,623rdMost Extreme: 6,687thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,602ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,255th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, motels cater primarily to adulterers.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Richard is worshipped as a god.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.

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