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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 2nd Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.63 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 31,525 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,063,956 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,246,588 per year while the poor average 122,922, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (HC Eredivisie has found 6 easter eggs), blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and the clergy of Max Barryism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 28th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 22,456.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28thLargest Governments: 55thMost Subsidized Industry: 76thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100thFattest Citizens: 117thMost Secular: 121stLargest Retail Industry: 154thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndLowest Crime Rates: 211thMost Efficient Economies: 417thLargest Populations: 424thMost Advanced Public Transport: 508thLargest Gambling Industry: 981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,085thRudest Citizens: 1,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,309thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,138thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,902ndMost Extreme: 5,429thMost Influential: 5,676thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,147thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,565thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,740th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the clergy of Max Barryism remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (HC Eredivisie has found 6 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the HC Eredivisiean Space Agency.

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