Population | 43.225 billion |
Capital | A little village up the coast |
Leader | Richard |
Faith | Max Barryism |
Currency | Fwoosh |
Animal | Hctib Elttil |
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.225 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 48,224 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,115,657 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.
HC Eredivisie is ranked 111th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 147,399.25 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
HC Eredivisie was endorsed by
The Homeland Defender of Ravania Belgica.
- :
HC Eredivisie was endorsed by
The Homeland Defender of Ravania Belgica.
- :
HC Eredivisie endorsed
The Startling Empire of Riemstagrad.
- :
HC Eredivisie was endorsed by
The Startling Empire of Riemstagrad.
- :
HC Eredivisie was endorsed by
The Homeland Defender of Ravania Belgica.
- :
HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- :
HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- :
HC Eredivisie was endorsed by
The Homeland Defender of Ravania Belgica.
- :
HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- :
HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Rain and Shadow,
Riemstagrad, and
Ravania Belgica.