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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 3rd Highest Average Incomes: 4th
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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HC Eredivisie

Population31.77 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Ettlil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.77 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 33,989 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,069,856 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,328,043 per year while the poor average 121,238, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

Jennifer Government is banned, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and Richard has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 8th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 53,859.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Black Market: 11thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 24thMost Avoided: 27thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thLargest Governments: 49thMost Subsidized Industry: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 107thMost Secular: 130thFattest Citizens: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 168thLowest Crime Rates: 244thLargest Retail Industry: 258thMost Efficient Economies: 412thLargest Populations: 449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 470thLargest Gambling Industry: 970thRudest Citizens: 1,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,281stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,931stMost Influential: 5,978thMost Conservative: 7,694thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,420thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,267thMost Extreme: 10,797thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,510thMost Pro-Market: 16,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,502nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Richard has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, HC Eredivisieans are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Hctib Ettlils and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.

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