Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.445 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 31,622 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,073,958 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,308,952 per year while the poor average 123,484, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1,257th in the world and 2nd in belgium for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 45,842.62 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Black Market: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Avoided: 25thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stLargest Governments: 40thMost Subsidized Industry: 79thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102ndMost Secular: 109thFattest Citizens: 123rdLargest Retail Industry: 153rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 170thLowest Crime Rates: 204thMost Efficient Economies: 421stLargest Populations: 443rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 507thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,009thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,211thRudest Citizens: 1,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,257thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,728thHighest Drug Use: 2,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,457thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,711thMost Extreme: 4,754thMost Influential: 5,668thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,640thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,593rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Richard often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists.

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