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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 2nd Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.821 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 31,728 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,063,949 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,378,707 per year while the poor average 117,040, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

'wish upon a fallen jet engine' is a popular saying in HC Eredivisie, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, HC Eredivisie's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in belgium for Highest Average Incomes, with 1.06 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndLargest Governments: 53rdMost Subsidized Industry: 80thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Secular: 113thFattest Citizens: 119thLargest Retail Industry: 159thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndLowest Crime Rates: 214thMost Efficient Economies: 427thLargest Populations: 433rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 496thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,004thMost Conservative: 1,025thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,088thRudest Citizens: 1,256thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,359thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,312thMost Extreme: 4,357thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,566thMost Influential: 5,747thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,718thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,018thMost Pro-Market: 15,867thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,501st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, HC Eredivisie's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, 'wish upon a fallen jet engine' is a popular saying in HC Eredivisie.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.

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