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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4th
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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HC Eredivisie

Population45.274 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.274 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth a staggering 50,477 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,114,929 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in HC Eredivisie, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 289,253rd in the world and 126th in belgium for Longest Average Lifespans, with 26.17 years.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thHighest Poor Incomes: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21stMost Patriotic: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thMost Avoided: 81stMost Corrupt Governments: 89thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 114thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 123rdLargest Governments: 145thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160thFattest Citizens: 219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 258thMost Subsidized Industry: 334thLargest Populations: 373rdMost Secular: 400thLowest Crime Rates: 433rdMost Efficient Economies: 679thLargest Gambling Industry: 789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 948thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,075thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,440thLargest Retail Industry: 1,534thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,710thRudest Citizens: 2,446thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,516thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,197thMost Influential: 4,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,150thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 17,319thSmartest Citizens: 20,866th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the region

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