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Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 3rd Highest Average Incomes: 4th
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.845 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 32,878 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,065,934 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,485,464 per year while the poor average 113,134, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, priests are being drafted by the church load, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 501st in the world and 1st in belgium for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 11,336.3 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Black Market: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rdLargest Governments: 49thMost Subsidized Industry: 94thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99thFattest Citizens: 134thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 171stMost Secular: 201stLargest Retail Industry: 201stLowest Crime Rates: 236thMost Efficient Economies: 399thLargest Populations: 451stMost Advanced Public Transport: 501stLargest Gambling Industry: 974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,210thRudest Citizens: 1,427thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,053rdHighest Drug Use: 2,397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,801stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,327thMost Conservative: 5,556thMost Influential: 5,602ndMost Extreme: 8,007thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,974thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,367thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,682ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,197th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Nipper" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, HC Eredivisiean farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.

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