The Kingdom of Haremm is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King Makoto with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 11.717 billion Haremmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okuzawa. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Haremish economy, worth a remarkable 2,212 trillion remies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,795 remies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from King Makoto's throne, and guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Haremm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haremm's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Haremm is ranked 2,957^th in the world and 4^th in Spiritus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,507.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.