by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 1,879thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,836thLowest Crime Rates: 2,860th
The Red Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
For the people, for the realm
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.075 billion

LeaderKing Makoto


The Red Kingdom of Haremm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Makoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 5.075 billion Haremmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okuzawa. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haremish economy, worth 838 trillion remies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,197 remies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haremm's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Haremm is ranked 116,722nd in the world and 177th in Spiritus for Most Politically Free, scoring 57.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Pacifist: 1,879thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,836thLowest Crime Rates: 2,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,906thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,288thHealthiest Citizens: 3,316thMost Developed: 3,417thSafest: 3,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,676thNicest Citizens: 3,684thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,812thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,077thMost Influential: 4,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,269thMost Cultured: 4,759thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,861stSmartest Citizens: 4,895thBest Weather: 4,972ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,522ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,621stLargest Governments: 5,626thMost Inclusive: 6,366thMost Efficient Economies: 6,635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,585thMost Devout: 8,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,753rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,978thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,286thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,671stMost Income Equality: 20,426thMost Stationary: 20,833rdHighest Economic Output: 20,993rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,810th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the region

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