The Dominion of Hapilopper is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Todd Webster with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 15.81 billion Hapiloppians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth a remarkable 3,662 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 231,646 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, Hapiloppians also serve as great lightning rods, diplomats miss flights while wandering Hapilopper City Airport's endless art maze, and catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for. Crime is totally unknown. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hapilopper is ranked 82,638^th in the world and 12^th in Esportiva for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,704.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.