The Kingdom of Gyflada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Leonardo with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 34.754 billion Edomites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venta Silurum. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Edomite economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion Florans a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,510 Florans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the latest political memes depict King Leonardo as an overly-choreographed robot, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gyflada's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Apostolic Christianity.

Gyflada is ranked 178,586^th in the world and 14^th in Aurelian Republic for Highest Drug Use, scoring 123.71 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.