The Madokadom of Gurkland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mitriel Direnni with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.626 billion Gurklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremalodia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gurklandian economy, worth an astonishing 13,529 trillion Freigelds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 508,115 Freigelds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, everybody's got wood thanks to Mitriel Direnni, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gurkland's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Madokaism.

Gurkland is ranked 666^th in the world and 1^st in The Embassy for Highest Average Incomes, with 508,115.75 Standard Monetary Units.