The United Kingdom of Greater Orcadia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Iain Gordon with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 16.644 billion Greater Orcadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Greater Orcadian economy, worth 751 trillion Orcadian Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,139 Orcadian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and education is transforming people into first-rate snobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Orcadia's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Greater Orcadia is ranked 187,209^th in the world and 13^th in Teremara for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.