The Moderately Liberal Unitary Republic of Goobergunchia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kalden Hansen with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 29.468 billion Goobergunchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobergunch City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Goobergunchian economy, worth a remarkable 5,723 trillion knugels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,218 knugels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, students select colleges based on wi-fi quality, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goobergunchia's national animal is the red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goobergunchia is ranked 1,613^th in the world and 31^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 98.17 on the Human Development Index.