The Kingdom of Gayk is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.956 billion Gaykians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homorivan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Gaykian economy, worth 714 trillion Mymen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,135 Mymen, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, Gayk has designated Homorivan as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Gayk in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Gayk's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Gayk's national animal is the Hhyrcanian panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gayk is ranked 114,829^th in the world and 65^th in The Eighth Closet for Safest, scoring 77.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.