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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,353rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,011thHighest Economic Output: 8,349th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Ini nan memwa
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Garifunya

Population20.913 billion

CapitalFrederykvil
LeaderImmanuel Prins

CurrencyGiyldaar
AnimalDolphin

The Republic of Garifunya is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Immanuel Prins with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.913 billion Garifunyans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frederykvil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Garifunyaan economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion Giyldaars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 160,105 Giyldaars, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, and all you have to do is pray to get into Garifunya. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garifunya's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Garifunya is ranked 62,331st in the world and 2,302nd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,981.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,353rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,011thHighest Economic Output: 8,349thLargest Retail Industry: 8,515thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,786thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,788thMost Pacifist: 10,880thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,957thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,135thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,221stMost Cultured: 15,229thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,022ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,168thHighest Food Quality: 16,234thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,526thLargest Populations: 17,883rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,653rdMost Developed: 23,502ndLargest Black Market: 23,941stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,854thSmartest Citizens: 27,148thMost Efficient Economies: 27,583rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,693rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 151st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 264th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 328th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 329th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 348th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 372nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 473rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 524th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 553rd in the regionLargest Populations: 561st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 600th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 612th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 658th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 705th in the regionMost Cultured: 767th in the regionLargest Black Market: 782nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 838th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 894th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 899th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 918th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 981st in the regionMost Developed: 1,158th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,198th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Garifunya's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Garifunya's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Garifunya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Garifunya was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Garifunya ceased to exist in North America.
  • : Garifunya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Garifunya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, Largest Publishing Industry, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Garifunya's influence in North America rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Garifunya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Garifunya's influence in North America rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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