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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,538thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,634th
The Geāned Cynerīce of
Father Knows Best State
Weorþmynd sy Rihthláfordhyldu
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Galoresa

Population24.27 billion

CapitalLundenburh
LeaderCyng Cyneweard
FaithAngelīriscscipe

CurrencyÞerung
AnimalScīrhengest

The Geāned Cynerīce of Galoresa is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cyng Cyneweard with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 24.27 billion Galoresans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lundenburh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Galoresan economy, worth a remarkable 2,734 trillion Þerungs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,672 Þerungs, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, the impoverished sick hang around outside golf clubs to beg for funding for healthcare, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galoresa's national animal is the Scīrhengest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Angelīriscscipe.

Galoresa is ranked 250,859th in the world and 10,190th in Osiris for Most Politically Free, scoring 26.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,538thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,634thHighest Economic Output: 11,101stLargest Populations: 13,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,281stMost Developed: 14,962ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,292ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 21,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,253rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,443rdLargest Black Market: 29,665thMost Devout: 30,695thSmartest Citizens: 30,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,940th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 229th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 256th in the regionLargest Populations: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 449th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 473rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 697th in the regionMost Developed: 745th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 774th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 981st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,071st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,071st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,090th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,154th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,188th in the regionMost Devout: 1,219th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,229th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,273rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Galoresa was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Triple-Seat of Guhrayen, infecting 70 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Largest Governments.
  • : Galoresa's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments, Most Devout, and Largest Black Market.

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