The United Nations of Finorskia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Union Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 33.068 billion Finorskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weissburg. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finorskian economy, worth a remarkable 4,110 trillion Universal Trade Coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,290 Universal Trade Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Finorskian Navy. Crime is totally unknown. Finorskia's national animal is the White Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Finorskia is ranked 277,780^th in the world and 15,929^th in Balder for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 504.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.