The Pristine Shores of FiHami is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Puani Kokostali with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 13.308 billion Finixis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong FiHamian economy, worth 856 trillion Fihuahes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 64,288 Fihuahes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, Puani Kokostali is emphatic that FiHami's HDI is much higher than it seems (FiHami has found 7 easter eggs), anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished, and city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiHami's national animal is the Fire Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Finixi.

FiHami is ranked 82,234^th in the world and 1,152^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 208.19 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.