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Most Devout: 345thMost Primitive: 418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,550th
The Christmas Zombie Paradise of
Authoritarian Democracy
Christmas Moo FiHami, for NationStates
Influence
Sprat
Minister of Defence Against the Dark Arts
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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FiHami

Population3.663 billion

CapitalHa'Hani
LeaderPuani Kokostali
FaithFinixi

CurrencyFlamethrower
AnimalFire Falcon

The Christmas Zombie Paradise of FiHami is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Puani Kokostali with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.663 billion Finixis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong FiHamian economy, worth 195 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,477 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, diplomatic cables about Puani Kokostali have suddenly been very flattering, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiHami's national animal is the Fire Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Finixi.

FiHami is ranked 224,098th in the world and 7,413th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 345thMost Primitive: 418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,550thBest Weather: 2,018thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,890thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,606thMost Pacifist: 5,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,071stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,949thMost Cultured: 8,515thHealthiest Citizens: 10,543rdMost Influential: 10,640thNicest Citizens: 11,506thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,274thMost Income Equality: 12,719thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,072ndMost Inclusive: 13,282ndMost Rebellious Youth: 16,270thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,503rdLowest Crime Rates: 17,885th
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Most Devout: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 70th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 187th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Cultured: 258th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 345th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 374th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 386th in the regionNicest Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 445th in the regionMost Inclusive: 484th in the regionMost Income Equality: 513th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 534th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 539th in the regionMost Influential: 709th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 748th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, diplomatic cables about Puani Kokostali have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, membership in Finixi is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing.
  • : FiHami was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".

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