The Christmas Zombie Paradise of FiHami is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Puani Kokostali with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.663 billion Finixis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong FiHamian economy, worth 195 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,477 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, diplomatic cables about Puani Kokostali have suddenly been very flattering, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiHami's national animal is the Fire Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Finixi.

FiHami is ranked 224,098^th in the world and 7,413^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.