The Eco-Conscious Pyromaniacs of FiHami is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Puani Kokostali with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.584 billion Finixis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong FiHamian economy, worth 407 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 61,821 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, children are raised bilingual from an early age, artists are pillars of society, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiHami's national animal is the Fire Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Finixi.

FiHami is ranked 264,611^th in the world and 6,605^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.