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Most Devout: 486thMost Primitive: 723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,907th
The Island Paradise of
Authoritarian Democracy
Fri Hani
Influence
Sprat
Minister of Military Affairs
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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FiHami

Population2.964 billion

CapitalHa'Hani
LeaderPuani Kokostali
FaithFinixi

CurrencyFlamethrower
AnimalFire Falcon

The Island Paradise of FiHami is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Puani Kokostali with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 2.964 billion Finixis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse FiHamian economy, worth 216 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,124 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Fire Falcon, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiHami's national animal is the Fire Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Finixi.

FiHami is ranked 203,154th in the world and 7,755th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 28.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,907thBest Weather: 2,934thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,272ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,284thMost Pacifist: 8,701stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,110thMost Influential: 9,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,017thTop
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Most Cultured: 11,324thHealthiest Citizens: 11,527thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,745thMost Inclusive: 13,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,664thNicest Citizens: 13,747thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,923rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,282ndLargest Governments: 18,181st
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Best Weather: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 142nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 239th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 302nd in the regionMost Cultured: 322nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 334th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Pacifist: 340th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 368th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 378th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 434th in the regionMost Inclusive: 471st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 493rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 518th in the regionLargest Governments: 533rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 760th in the regionMost Influential: 764th in the region

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