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Most Primitive: 600th Most Devout: 2,102nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,153rd
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If ya can't beat 'em... BURN 'EM!!!
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FiHami

Population904 million

CapitalHa'Hani
LeaderHa'Coron' Finix

CurrencyFlamethrowers
AnimalPhoenix

The Holy Empire of FiHami is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Ha'Coron' Finix with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The devout population of 904 million FiHamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong FiHamian economy, worth 35.9 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 39,726 Flamethrowers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

No one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position, and Phoenix is one of the most popular forenames in FiHami. Crime is totally unknown. FiHami's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

FiHami is ranked 49,318th in the world and 1,382nd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 57.66 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Primitive: 600thTop
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Most Devout: 2,102ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,153rdMost Influential: 3,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,671stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,140thTop
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Best Weather: 12,072ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,994th
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Most Primitive: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 177th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 350th in the regionMost Influential: 368th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 390th in the regionBest Weather: 394th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 450th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 505th in the regionMost Cultured: 507th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, Phoenix is one of the most popular forenames in FiHami.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : FiHami was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : FiHami was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, cities in FiHami declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.

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