by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 344thMost Devout: 352ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,116th
The Eco-Conscious Pyromaniacs of
Authoritarian Democracy
Fri Hani
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.584 billion

LeaderPuani Kokostali

AnimalFire Falcon

The Eco-Conscious Pyromaniacs of FiHami is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Puani Kokostali with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.584 billion Finixis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong FiHamian economy, worth 407 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 61,821 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, children are raised bilingual from an early age, artists are pillars of society, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiHami's national animal is the Fire Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Finixi.

FiHami is ranked 264,611th in the world and 6,605th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Primitive: 344thMost Devout: 352ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,116thBest Weather: 2,221stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,514thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,129thMost Pacifist: 4,607thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,624thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,340thMost Cultured: 7,506thHighest Food Quality: 8,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,339thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,297thHealthiest Citizens: 11,469thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,602ndNicest Citizens: 12,299thMost Inclusive: 12,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,583rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 16,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,075thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,027thSafest: 18,925thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,493rdMost Income Equality: 19,645thLargest Governments: 25,369thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,827th
Most Devout: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 124th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Cultured: 187th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 201st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 217th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 218th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 243rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 255th in the regionNicest Citizens: 256th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 257th in the regionMost Inclusive: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 320th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 344th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 369th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 375th in the regionSafest: 444th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 512th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 542nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 542nd in the regionLargest Governments: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 677th in the region

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