The Easter Egg Hunter of Fauxia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Face of Bob with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.761 billion Fauxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Lonely City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 4,880 trillion decadent tokens a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 260,128 decadent tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the ghost, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Fauxia is ranked 267,748^th in the world and 2,195^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 25.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.